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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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