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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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