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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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