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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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