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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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