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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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