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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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