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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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