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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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