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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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