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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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