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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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