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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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