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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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