Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.