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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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