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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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