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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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