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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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