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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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