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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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