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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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