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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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