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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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