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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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