Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.