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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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