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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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