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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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