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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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