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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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