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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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