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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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