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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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