Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.