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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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