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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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