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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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