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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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