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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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