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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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