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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Piper
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a bull 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a pufferfish 🐡
a rhinoceros 🦏
a turkey 🦃
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
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