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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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