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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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