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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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