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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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