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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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