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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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