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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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