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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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