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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Ms
Wibble
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
an ostrich 🐦
a cow 🐮
a lynx 😺
a bull 🐮
a hyena 🐺
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