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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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