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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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