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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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