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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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