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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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