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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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