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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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