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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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